Sorry for the terrible music that they put o t eh video, it wasn't me.
by tongfatherr
44 Comments
name_jeff99
Nah I’d fuck that up. Only thing that’s a crime is that fuck ass song
dr-satan85
Using craft scissors to cut, hack up and slap about such a beautiful looking pizza, is one of the most grievous and despicable crimes against pizza I have seen in a long time…
If anyone did this to my pizza, I’d straight up goozle them
Full_Ad9666
If someone fucks with my food like that I’m not paying for it
awarriorspirit
Nope.
Doctah_Fauci
What are the sauces?
alew3d
Assuming the scissors are clean and only used in this capacity. They just cut and folded a slice of pizza into essentially a calzone roll. No crime committed. Unless of course the scissors were everyday use ones.
Cheacky
Not a crime in general, but I do wish they didn’t use scissors as a utensil…
jgaylord87
It doesn’t look bad, just like a waste of time
marie48021
Scissors, no gloves, questionable sauces. Sometimes less is more.
designlevee
I’m okay with the pizza but do that shit in the kitchen.
Froggy__2
Will he put in my mouth with airplane noises too?
Blurstingwithemotion
I like it. No muss no fuss
Pressed_Sunflowers
Interesting. You have my attention.
No-Trick-7397
i fw it idk I’d eat it up
AmishTapDance
Garbage song
olive_juse
………… tell me *more*…🧐
Extreme-Birthday-647
I mean it probably still tastes good, it’s just an unnecessary stupid show probably to justify an egregious price tag.
3rd_eye_light
Consolidated pizza, i dig it
human-dancer
Would gobble
shinjis-left-nut
I just want bro to stop touching the pizza 😭
zyxwur
surgery
Fancy_Art_6383
Fuuuuck that!
Keep your goddamn hands OFF my pizza!!
MultiColoredMullet
i love this.
Wolfguard-Halfdan
Actually, you know what, add some of the Italian seasonings to the oil and vinegar and I 100% would fuck that up
0_Johnathan_Hill_0
Wtf
PetersonTom1955
What you do with a pizza that belongs to you after it’s cooked is completely beyond our jurisdiction. You can fold it, cut it with a lightsaber, eat it with a spoon, whatever. Not my business.
silverclovd
Honestly, I’m very curious as to what that does to the taste. I’m gonna goblke up that slice anyway so why not make it more efficient?
2020mademejoinreddit
I’d eat it. I hope he washed his hands though.
Junkered
But…but…why not just get a calzone at this point?
Maleficent_Worry1810
No.
big-baby-bubba
Burn the witch burn the whole city down
Hoodibird
Bro just performed surgery on a pizza
degausser187
In the case of ourrajkotfoodies vs the Reddit community, I vote to find the defendant NOT GUILTY of pizza crimes.
Margarita Pizza is one of my favorites and this video may have elevated the flavor. 10/10 would scarf that down.
wildcharmander1992
This could be fine but with these changes
1) STOP TOUCHING THE PIZZA WITH UR GAMMY HANDS
2) if you’re gonna give me ‘stuff crust’ pizza were the pizza is in the crust, make it in the kitchen then bring it out don’t make me beg for a slice before you go “bud, wait a minute” and proceed to cut it with craft scissors
3) actually cook the pizza that’s a soft , underdone mess
4) if you’re gonna whack a pizza in the stuff crust, actually do it in a pizza, don’t use the pizza the crust is attached to force a secondary slice up in that bitch
5) Just one more time STOP TOUCHING MY PIZZA WITH UNGLOVED HANDS AND GO BACK IN AND COOK THE CUNT
6ynnad
Just give them a ticket definitely no community service
investigatebs
STOP SCISSORING MY PIZZA
Maxguid
Italian here. Tbh I would like to try that
ZanzibarMufasa
Dude, leave my fucking pizza alone.
Cookies676
Why?
Gentle_method
This is pizza abuse
Able-Tangelo8480
I’d eat it!
SplatteredEggs
The extra oil don’t seem necessary but I’d kill to try this regardless
44 Comments
Nah I’d fuck that up. Only thing that’s a crime is that fuck ass song
Using craft scissors to cut, hack up and slap about such a beautiful looking pizza, is one of the most grievous and despicable crimes against pizza I have seen in a long time…
If anyone did this to my pizza, I’d straight up goozle them
If someone fucks with my food like that I’m not paying for it
Nope.
What are the sauces?
Assuming the scissors are clean and only used in this capacity. They just cut and folded a slice of pizza into essentially a calzone roll. No crime committed. Unless of course the scissors were everyday use ones.
Not a crime in general, but I do wish they didn’t use scissors as a utensil…
It doesn’t look bad, just like a waste of time
Scissors, no gloves, questionable sauces. Sometimes less is more.
I’m okay with the pizza but do that shit in the kitchen.
Will he put in my mouth with airplane noises too?
I like it. No muss no fuss
Interesting. You have my attention.
i fw it idk I’d eat it up
Garbage song
………… tell me *more*…🧐
I mean it probably still tastes good, it’s just an unnecessary stupid show probably to justify an egregious price tag.
Consolidated pizza, i dig it
Would gobble
I just want bro to stop touching the pizza 😭
surgery
Fuuuuck that!
Keep your goddamn hands OFF my pizza!!
i love this.
Actually, you know what, add some of the Italian seasonings to the oil and vinegar and I 100% would fuck that up
Wtf
What you do with a pizza that belongs to you after it’s cooked is completely beyond our jurisdiction. You can fold it, cut it with a lightsaber, eat it with a spoon, whatever. Not my business.
Honestly, I’m very curious as to what that does to the taste. I’m gonna goblke up that slice anyway so why not make it more efficient?
I’d eat it. I hope he washed his hands though.
But…but…why not just get a calzone at this point?
No.
Burn the witch burn the whole city down
Bro just performed surgery on a pizza
In the case of ourrajkotfoodies vs the Reddit community, I vote to find the defendant NOT GUILTY of pizza crimes.
Margarita Pizza is one of my favorites and this video may have elevated the flavor. 10/10 would scarf that down.
This could be fine but with these changes
1) STOP TOUCHING THE PIZZA WITH UR GAMMY HANDS
2) if you’re gonna give me ‘stuff crust’ pizza were the pizza is in the crust, make it in the kitchen then bring it out don’t make me beg for a slice before you go “bud, wait a minute” and proceed to cut it with craft scissors
3) actually cook the pizza that’s a soft , underdone mess
4) if you’re gonna whack a pizza in the stuff crust, actually do it in a pizza, don’t use the pizza the crust is attached to force a secondary slice up in that bitch
5) Just one more time STOP TOUCHING MY PIZZA WITH UNGLOVED HANDS AND GO BACK IN AND COOK THE CUNT
Just give them a ticket definitely no community service
STOP SCISSORING MY PIZZA
Italian here. Tbh I would like to try that
Dude, leave my fucking pizza alone.
Why?
This is pizza abuse
I’d eat it!
The extra oil don’t seem necessary but I’d kill to try this regardless
No crime, but also no sense
STOP FUCKING IT UP